When Your Friend is Bartending


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A little red line music…


MFING DAY OFF!!

No theatre. No restaurant. No NOTHIN.

Laundry. Banking. Gym. Laziness. SLEEP.

Self five.


Something about you and I…

Oh life. Stoving me on the el at midnight waiting for a train at my exes old stop with my hair looking great and the wind blowing perfectly an “You And I” playing on my iPod. You think you real funny, eh?


Hey Sunday! I got a little something for ya!

Today sucked. A million miscommunications at work. A million assholes. A million non English speaking assholes. At least I learned to say “no photos” in German. (KINE PHOTOS! DANKE!!!)

Woof.

Hey Sunday! I got a little something for ya!

Today sucked. A million miscommunications at work. A million assholes. A million non English speaking assholes. At least I learned to say “no photos” in German. (KINE PHOTOS! DANKE!!!)

Woof.


This severely confused, shocked, WTF, and shameful photo strip goes out to drunk self from sober self. 

Hey drunk self! We need to have a SERIOUS chat about the kind of guys you agree to make us (sober self) go out with. SERIOUSLY.

This severely confused, shocked, WTF, and shameful photo strip goes out to drunk self from sober self.

Hey drunk self! We need to have a SERIOUS chat about the kind of guys you agree to make us (sober self) go out with. SERIOUSLY.


Am I excited for my friend to come? Hmmmm. Let’s consult Google Calendar, shall we?

Survey says: YES FUCK YEA YES!!!!!

Am I excited for my friend to come? Hmmmm. Let’s consult Google Calendar, shall we?

Survey says: YES FUCK YEA YES!!!!!


ME: Hey feet! How do you like standing at our new job for eight hours?

FEET: FUCK. YOU.

ME: Hey feet! How do you like standing at our new job for eight hours?

FEET: FUCK. YOU.


i’m having a lot of… feelings about louis ck right now. let’s party indeed.

i’m having a lot of… feelings about louis ck right now. let’s party indeed.


I got a new job…